This Twitter video is funny all by itself, but knowing it’s local (filmed in Harrisburg, about 20 minutes away from where I live) is the icing on the cake.

First, notice how 98 percent of people treat Central Penn Business Journal CEO Dave Schankweiler like he’s a leper. (Yes, Dave, I think it is the suit. Or the fact that you might be trying to sell something.) Then notice people’s blank stares at words like “Twitter,” “hashtag,” and “cyber-squatting.”

This, folks, is the story of my life.